December 2009
onefortyfouram:
I’m having trouble sleeping. I fell asleep on accident at around six and now i can’t get back to bed.
I do this alll the freaking time. It’s annoying.
FML
my mom came in to say goodnight. When I tried to tell her something, she said, “I can’t, your father is wating for me.”
WHAT? She said they are gonna have sex. GAHHH. WTF. Don’t tell me that shit. Can’t they wait until I’m at work?
