April 2010
March 2010
Wackin off in the shower.
Mark: i want a shower which is where i'm going now
Tiffanie: kinkyyyy
Mark: weird lol
Tiffanie: lmfao
Mark: kbai
Tiffanie: hey
Mark: omg
Tiffanie: don't slip while wackin off and die cos that's how you'll be remembered foreverrrrrrrrrrrr LOL
Mark: uhm wow. only you would think of that lmaoo.
Tiffanie: haha yeah I think that every time
Mark: lololol
Well I just went on a reblog frenzy. Whoa… Okay I’m ready for a nap now.
I don’t care what Dr. Phil says, masturbating to pornography doesn’t qualify as...
– dear coke talk
Time to Bowl
Bobby: we're gonna go bowling next time im in j-ville. Its time to bowl!
Tiffanie: I suckk but im in
Bobby: i suck too. bumpers. we'll get bumpers
Tiffanie: OH YEA!! Then HELL YA Im IN!! :D I ROCK with bumpers!
Bobby: lmfao. i'm gonna bowl in this suit http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs49/f/2009/201/7/1/_Xenomorph_Hug__by_KerriganMoonwolf.jpg
Tiffanie: good, hopefully you won't be able to see and I'll kick your ass at bowling!
Bobby: hahaha. that would be tight as hell to see though. you bowling next to a xenomorph. im gonna look on ebay and see if i can find a costume
Tiffanie: lmao hey I'm serious! I need alll the help I can get for real!
Bobby: hahahaha. yea dont worry. i blow at bowling
whippin around with a xenomorph on your dashboard
I have things to do before work and I still have to shower, but I get caught up on the computer WAY TOO MUCH! Especially when people are online and we chat. It’s bad. haha.
Bobby: might as well just bust through whitewater in a year and be done and work at GM hah
Tiffanie: right. sounds like the way to go…hahaa
Bobby: yea you should work there with me
Tiffanie: or for sure. I need a second job. when we start
Bobby: tomorrow, but first we must find this car... http://gadgets.boingboing.net/Alien%20queen%20car%20russia.jpg
Tiffanie: I could totally see you whippin around corners in that thing when I forget my purse haha
Bobby: YOU FORGOT YOUR PURSE!
Tiffanie: YEAH!
Bobby: whippin around with a xenomorph on my dashboard
"How much would you charge me if you did my hair?"
Her- "Pfft. I wouldn't charge you babe, what do you want done?"
Me- "I have to pay you something. That's not right."
Her- "Oh hun please, I can't charge you."
Me- "Well maybe we can work out a sort of deal..."
Her- "Only I get to wear the strap on."
Me- "Uh..."
Her- "Hahaha! I'm just kidding doll jeesh! Really though I'm not charging you. You can just make me an art piece or show me how you do your make up like that. Hair I can do, but make up I'm pretty helpless."
So I pretty much lovvve my friends. I have awesome friends! : D