Bad spellers are a breed apart from good ones. A writer with a mind that doesn’t...– What Typos Mean to Book Publishing - NYTimes.com via also The Awl This explains so, so much. And also maybe makes me feel better about being a bad speller. (via amywhipple)
Dear officer, I am not slurring - I am speaking in...
When you do something cool...
tumblr-funniest: And you know you can’t do it again…
Alcohol Is Microscopically Beautiful
tulletulle: We all knew alcohol could make people look beautiful, but it seems we were overlooking the real beauty all along. 1. Bloody Mary 2. Cosmopolitan 3. Dry Martini 4. Pina Colada 5. Sake 6. Tequila 7. Vodka Tonic 8. Whiskey 9. White Russian + INFO: Bevshots
The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth...– Bob Marley (via skeletales)
SEX SEX SEX.. OKAY NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION:...
iamdarthvader: wordsareteeth: ameliajessica-pond: nicolemaroon: emilymaddox7: daxterdd: thehoboacrossthestreet: This is completely worth the read. I swear to God, you won’t regret it. Read the whole thing, though. OMG LOL ALL THE AWARDS omfg this is beautiful ohhh myyy godddd Omg, this made my night. Brilliant. This person should get an award for winning at life.
Brutal honesty hour. →
accioclorene: A - If I’m in love. B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was. C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed. D - If I have a preference for boys or girls. E - How many holes I have in my ears. F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’ G - The last person I said ‘I love you’ to. H - The last person I hugged. I - The last time I felt jealous, and why. J - How old I am. K-...